Saturday, February 24, 2007

My millions!



Hello Macfurious,
My name is Mr. Koffi Williams a Banker and accountant with our bank here in Abidjan. I am the personal accounts manager to Engr. Jonathan MacFurious, a National of your country, who used to work with an oil servicing company here in Cote Ivoire.

My client, his wife, and their three children were involved in the ill fated Kenya Airways crash in the coasts of Abidjan in January 2000 in which all passengers on board died. Since then I have made several inquiries to your embassy to locate any of my clients extended relatives but has been unsuccessful.

After several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to trace his last name over the internet,to see if I could locate any member of his family hence I contacted you. Of particular interest is this huge deposit with our bank here in,where the deceased has an account valued at about ($16 million US dollars).They have issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or the bank will declare the account unservisable and thereby send the funds to the bank treasury.
Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over last 2 years now, I will seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased since you have the same last names, so that the proceeds of this account valued at ($16million US dollars) can be paid to you and then you and I can share the money.

All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this deal through. I guarantee that this will be executed under all legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. In your reply mail, I want you to give me your full names, address, date of birth, telephone and fax numbers. If you can handle this with me, reach me now urgently with your requested information through my private email address:

Thanking you for your anticipated cooperation
Koffi Williams


Okay, so all I need do is email this guy and get MILLIONS! Now I'm sure after I contact him I won't get an email saying I just need to make a wire transfer of a few hundred dollars as a "transaction fee" and give him my checking account number and social security number so they can "expidite" the transaction. Hmmmm.... how much can I afford to expidite this transaction? Okay... I'll send them $1000 dollars :)

Who gets these on a regular basis btw?

P.S. I removed the email address at the end because the money is MINE dammit! :)

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