Line of the Night - July 23rd, 2008
"Hear that sound she made.. that 'auuuughaaa...' sound? You know what that sound is? That's the 'Primal Idiot' noise, from the belly, when someone's just shutting down..."
Attributed to Mike - about our waitress at Applebees' who seemed to just f*cking hate Mike. Anyone reading this that was there can back me up. She forgot his salad, his entree, AND his dessert but seemed unable to comprehend that his dessert was brought out by someone other than her, prompting her to make that 'Primal Idiot Noise'.
Trust me, if you actually heard this all in context, verbally, you would actually be able to identify the noise many, many times in your life. Maybe you've even made it yourself.
Attributed to Mike - about our waitress at Applebees' who seemed to just f*cking hate Mike. Anyone reading this that was there can back me up. She forgot his salad, his entree, AND his dessert but seemed unable to comprehend that his dessert was brought out by someone other than her, prompting her to make that 'Primal Idiot Noise'.
Trust me, if you actually heard this all in context, verbally, you would actually be able to identify the noise many, many times in your life. Maybe you've even made it yourself.
posted by MacFurious at 1:14 AM
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