Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Vacation, Chapter 2

On the road Day 2:

We visited the Mystic Aquarium. We saw many pretty fish, rays, seals, Beluga whales, penguins, and bats. Yep. Bats. Why bats seem to be at every aquarium I've visited is beyond me. Ok, so that was my first aquarium, but Melody says they all have bats. But I digress:

Rhode Island: the only major thing we hit there was Providence which from what the map showed is the only thing in Rhode Island.

Massachusetts: We saw the I95 & the I495. Yep. That's it. Planned on going to Salem, wound up somewhere in New Hampshire - fired navigator, bought new maps, continued.
And now to our goal, yep the goal ALL vacationers have when they think "Bright Lights and Big Cities" - Maine.


Maine: We originally stopped in Kitterery. Apparently everyone and their brother who goes into southern Maine stops in Kitterery, on Route 1. We picked up a Maine road map at the overly attentive Maine Welcome Center ("Can I help you? Oh.. ok... Can I help you yet? No? Oh, that's too bad... How about now???? - says psychotic travel info people") and continued on our way. Due to some more incompetant map reading, I figured that Kitterery was about 55 miles from Bangor. We decided to take Route 1 up the coast. Bad move.

After 45 minutes on Route 1, we realized two things

A) Bangor is 160 miles away
B) Route 1 up the coastline is the equivalent of taking Route 25 from Middle Island to Manhatten. Long and painful.

We did stop at a charming little beachside town called

Wells: Filled with cottages and hotels for the beach crowd and about 4,000,000 antique shops for the tourist crowds that seemed to be filling the place to capacity. One odd note was some of the food type eatery places had some rather unusual marquee items. For example:

Wells' House of PIZZA and ROAST BEEF (Maybe I'm just being picky?)

and

Lacostantino's (with a billboard stating) - LOBSTER ROLLS and ITALIAN ICES!
Yum.

So, to sum up: We jumped back onto the I95 and headed to scenic Portland where we are currently shacked up at again, this time for a lot more money than last time. We have decided to use every possible amenity and take any other ones we don't use. I was thinking about the microwave personally, but Melody reminded me that they DO have my credit card information. Damn technology! Foiled again.

From the road, this is J and I'm outta here...this may be the last update for a while, not too many internet providers at "Buck's county cottages - bears welcome"
See ya.

Monday, August 15, 2005

On the Road

Day 1: Left at 5PM, drove through the Island to Queens to the Bronx. Immediately after leaving the Bronx, Torrential Downpour - roads flooded behind us, many roads closed. Roads ahead of us not much better. We continue ahead for over an hour in that mess and finally the rain abates.

We drove until 9PM and picked: New London, CT to stop in.

It's got a Holiday Inn (Which I am a member of their little 'Rewards Zone' club - I get frequent flier miles on American Airlines and crap) and apparently it's right next to Mystic Seaport, Aquariam, Mohegan Sun, and a number of other little museums and the like. We'll be picking a few of them out to visit at random and then it's off to conquer Rhode Island and potentially Massachussetts.


Till later gators...

Quote of the Day

Socrates - "I drank what?!?"

Thursday, August 11, 2005

All Apologies

I have to apologize for the last post - mostly because I wrote it after a tremendous evening of imbibing adult recreational beverages and then I came to work. What was the first thing I saw on Googlenews? Hilary Clinton. If that wasn't enough to sour everything left in my stomach... anyways, I said I'd be staying out of politics (for another couple of years) so I am keeping true to my word once again.

My next post will be about video games or something.

Oh, I just laughed my *ss off last night at this line from a webcomic I enjoy from time to time:

Preston: "Are we even talking about the same thing here?"
Abe: "At this point, who cares? There's too much talk in this world and not enough stadiums full of lesbians!"
Preston: "I believe Gloria Steinem said that once..."
Abe : "Yeah? Sounds like me and her would get along!"

To see the original in all it's glory:

http://alienlovespredator.com/index.php?id=139

Trust me, it's funny.