Wednesday, September 28, 2005

The next stage

Ok,

So today I had lunch with a gentleman named Carl. Carl is potentially my next boss. I was referred to Carl by Mr. Delusional. If you do not know who Mr. Delusional is it doesn't really matter because this story is about ME and not HIM. Erm, okay then. So lunch goes very well with Carl and he sets up an actual interview for the week of October 10th. Awesome. This will give me just enough time to get to level 60 in Warcraft! Oh, that and possibly even fix my car and buy a new suit if I get around to it. Perhaps my priorities are a little messed up. Does anyone else think so? Heh.

Anyway, I can't tell you all how excited I am about this interview. I'll edit this post later for more content.

Salaam

Friday, September 16, 2005

Another new beginning

Well well well, we meet again.

Yep. Unemployment.

Fuck.

As of September 30th I will no longer be employed. I spent a good three years with them, this being my longest stint at a job since the Marine Corps. Fuck. I really fucking hate this.

I had a lot of conversation about this at the last event at Patsy's place. The sound advice of my peers was to ride it out as long as you can. Let them fire you, screw the man! I whole-heartedly agreed with them all. Then I had a sit down with my boss on Tuesday and it took everything in my being to not fall apart at the seams.

I was miserable at this job. Not just in the way that I felt every morning but in my job performance as well. When performance is rated by sales and you don't sell anything, you stink. I stunk like a French Cathouse. I had no ability to follow up with customers, I dreaded every work week I started because of the failures of the week before. I nearly had anxiety attacks every time I had to call my boss to tell her about how I was not selling and not making the "big deals" when I was on the road cold-calling. Perhaps the life of a salesman is not for me?

Anyway, I tendered my resignation on Wednesday morning. She's keeping me on until the end of the month so I get another paycheck and as much commission I can make in 2 more weeks of sales. That's not awful, especially since she could have cut me that very day without blinking and eye.

I never realized how much of a lack of focus I had until I started working there. I always knew that I had the attention span of a gnat, but it never hurt me as bad as it did there. I'm thinking, Stratera for the first time in my life. I never realized how bad my lack of attention could hurt me until now. I've never even thought that I might need some kind of medication, but I'm seriously considering it.

Focus issues aside, she was also emotional hell to deal with. She was worse that any ex-girlfriend I ever had. She would push you up to the stars and then when you didn't sell she could cut you to pieces in seconds and make you just want to walk out that door and quit. The next day (or two days later) you were the apple of her eye again and she was telling you what a wonderful person you were and wishing you all the best "on the road" today. Bizarre.

Anyway, that's all I wanted to ramble about tonight.

Salaam

Alien Loves Predator

Just a quickie - I've been raving about this for months and finally wanted to give this guy his due

Please check it out

This is an awesome webcomic :)

New Yorkers in particular should appreciate it.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled program, already in progress.

Friday, September 02, 2005

Alas, it's over

Good morning,

It took me longer than expected to post my last update on the trip. It probably has a lot to do with the fact that I can procrastinate better than Anyone I know. Yes. Anyone.

Since I am not in the most jaunty of moods this grim Friday before a long weekend morning, I'm just going to write up what happened on the rest of my trip and not in my little format that I was using.

After we left Portland we headed due north up SR-201, a.k.a. Scenic Route 201. It was very picturesque and breathtaking at points. We have lovely photography of the area, shot on instant cameras by rank amateurs. One can imagine the incredible pictures that turned out in the end. Anyway, we drove 4 or so hours up this lovely road and passed many small towns on our way into the mountains of Maine. We arrived at a place called Jackman right before sundown. Jackman scared me a little as we drove through it, I couldn't put my finger on it. It could have been that it had that "little town in the middle of nowhere" horror movie feel, totally enhanced by the gloomy overcast darkness that settled over it as we drove in. It could have been that the largest building in the town was this enormous stone church. It just seemed so oversized for a town of population 200 to have this giant church. But I digress, as usual. Anyway, we just picked out a cabin rental place at random there, it was getting dark and it looked stormy as heck and we settled on Sally Mountain Lake Rentals. I couldn't have picked a better spot if I tried.

Sally Mountain Lake Rentals: I walked in the door and there was a gentleman in a flannel shirt and jeans who spoke with a curious Boston-Canadian accent (apparently that's what real Mainers sound like) and happily told me he had Bigwood for me if I wanted it. Yes, that's how he said it. It was the name of the cabin we were to be staying it. $50 a night. $25 a person a night, specials for a week. I was amazed by the low cost and quite honestly, very surprised at the quality of our lodgings. There were 10 beds, 2 floors, 4 little tv's with basic cable and a very nice little kitchen complete with all the gear necessary to cook and eat. It took me a little while to figure it out that we actually got the 10 man hunting cabin by default. It also had a porch that had a picture-perfect view of Sally Mountain Lake. They call it a lake. Ok, Lake Ronkonkoma is a Lake. Maine's version of a lake looks like the Atlantic Ocean. This "lake" was enormous, it was just gigantic. Again, one man's lake is another's puddle eh? So we spent the night there and did not want to leave in the morning but we were determined to go futher into the mountains, so we pressed on.

Rockwood: We had called a cabin place in Rockwood the day before and Melody had spoken with a lovely older lady that told us she might have a cabin for us, it just depended on the "lovely young couple" that was staying in it decided to leave the next day. She told Mel to call on Wednesday but alas, when you are surrounded by mountains, trees, and Mooses, there isn't much of a cell signal. In fact, most of the trip up we had no signal at all.

So we trekked on to Rockwood with the attitude of "what the hell". Only 30-40 minutes away from Jackman and we started seeing road signs for cottage rentals and a few minutes after that, we saw the sign for Rockwood. We had arrived, but where the heck was the place we called? We drove up and down the road for a while, till I realized that the sign for the place was partially obscured and we had been driving past the place for some time. We drove down their little road and stopped in front of the office. Our soon to be host Bonnie, had left us a note on the door telling us to check out the cabin and if we like it it's ours and come back at 3PM. By then she'd be back from the Doctor's in Bangor and would have our cabin cleaned up. How nice. So we ventured into the next town down the road. Another 45 minutes or so and we see Greenville and at the same time, my cellphone makes a wierd warbling - it located a signal! 5 bars worth! If they have a cell tower, they must have fast food! YES! We set about looking for a McDonald's, I had heard they served McLobster up there and was DYING to see what processed lobster looked like. Well, our quick search of the area turned up no shortage of little restaurants, a few gas stations, a bank, and a few grocery stores. Hey, by central Maine standards we were in a Big Town. It was nice, the weather was pleasant (about 60 degrees and breezy) so we picked out a place with an outside deck and had sandwiches for lunch.

After our lunch and searching about, we headed back to Rockwood. We met Bonnie upon our return. She was an absolute doll, she explained everything about the cabin's amenities and talked to us about the grounds and told us all about where to go to get food, see moose, etc. and then she left us to our own devices. Again, the view of the nearby river was beautiful but unfortunately we could not rent a boat to get across it. The waters were deemed "unsafe" by our hosts both days we were there. I wanted to get to the island on the other side of the river. I wanted to hike all over it. Ah well, like some famous General said, "I will return."

Time there flew by like crazy and before long we were paying Bonnie and packing up the van and headed back to NY.

It was 11 hours back to Long Island from Rockwood, ME. It's a beautiful place and I highly recommend it to anyone that's into hiking, kayaking, or just laying around looking at beautiful skies on a warm summer afternoon.